| Heroes and Villains | |
| A hero is characterized by a few dramatic victories interspersed among constant beat-downs. | A villain is anyone who insults the audience. |
| A hero has few if any friends; they are too prideful and touchy to accept help. | Villains have lots of friends and they usually cooperate. That's why they win a lot. |
| It is acceptable for a hero to cheat. | Villains cheat, but no one likes them for it. |
| A hero today ... | is a villain tomorrow (and vice versa). |
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Rich people are always conniving and usually evil.
Anything the referee doesn't see is legal.
