The following is a large number of random quotes that come from me, my friends, movies, and various other sources. if i remembered the source, I listed it. Otherwise, I couldn't remember, so simply consider it anonymous.

• "Of all the things I've lost, I think I miss my mind the most." - Ozzy Osborne.
• "When I am walking a dark road, I am a man who walks alone." - Iron Maiden
• "If I die today, then I'm dead!"
• "You think you know me?" - Edge
• "War may be hell, but it's good for buisness."
• "You show me a man who says he's honest, and I'll show you a liar."
• "It took a great many mistakes to loose that battle. And I myself made most of them." - Robert Ewell
• "What is your name?" "Sir Lancelot." "What is your Quest?" "I seek the holy grail." "What is your favorite color?" "Blue." "You may pass." - Monty Python
• "If wishes were fishes we'd all cast nets." - Dune
• "Tommorow, and tommorow, and tomorrow, creeps into this petty pace from day to day." - Macbeth
• "You can take the tiger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the tiger." "The question is, how does one get the tiger back in the jungle?" - Calvin + Hobbes.
• "This statement is false."
• "The next statment is true. The previous statement is false."
• "What happens next?" "I get a cup of coffee, and you pray."
• "Long live the fighters." - Dune
• "So what is the great secret of the meaning of life?" "It ends."
• "It doesn't matter what your name is!" - Dwayne Johnson
• "Know your role and shut your mouth." - Dwayne Johnson
• "Another lovley day in hell."
• "What in the hootie hell?" - April Groos
• "Quoth the raven, Nevermore." - The Raven
• "I'm dead!" "Really, you look alive to me."
• "My husband just ran into my knife your honor. Ten times!"
• "A mole is a unit, or have you heard?" - The Mole Song
• "Death to the opposition."
• "Bang! Bang!" - Mick Foley
• "This is only a test."
• "There's nothing like the smell of napalm in the morining!" - Apocalypse:Now
• "Reality is what you make of it."
• "In order to have a good quote, you have to have a lot of quotes."
• "There is no teacher but the enemy."
• "What are you on?" "What aren't I on?"
• "Death? I laugh at the idea. Life is bad enough."
• "Life's a bitch, then you die."
• "I guaran-damn-tee it." - Dwayne Johnson
• "Was I right or was I left?"
• "Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the litttle death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will allow it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn to see fear's path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." - Dune
• "When God shuts the door, he opens a window. The problem is that the window is usually in somebody eles's house."
• "Have a nice day." - Mick Foley
• "If grasshoppers had machine guns, then the birds wouldn't mess with them." - Issac Solis
• "The devil you know is better than the devil you don't know." - 'Tis
• "Oh hell yeah!" - Steve Austin
• "It will never, eeeeeeever happen." - Chris Jerihco
• "General, with all due respect sir, f*** you sir." - Dustin Hoffman
• "For those who love us, let them love us. For those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts. But if God cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so we will know the by their limp." - Irish Hex
• "A Smith and Wesson beats four aces."
• "Don't praise a man until he's dead or a day until it's over."
• "Though I die, la resistance lives on!" - South Park
• "Don't count a person as dead until you see the body. And even then you can make a mistake."
• "I don't care anymore!"
• "I'm sorry, but you're mistaking me for someone who gives a damn."
• "Make him an offer he can't refuse." - The Godfather
• "Luca Rachi Sleeps with the fishes." - The Godfather
• "Toga! Toga! Toga!" - John Beluchi
• "They're here!" - Poltergeist
• "It just dosen't matter!" - Bill Murray

Thats all for now. If you have any good ones, mail me and I'll put 'em on. I'll add 'em as I think of 'em.

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